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Hi I'm the Star Goddess, and here are some tips for winning back a Scorpio man. Truth be told, it's often difficult to lose a Scorpio man. But if you've done that through betrayal or didn't pay enough attention to him, it's going to be a long, arduous road to win back their trust because that's at the core of a Scorpio's belief. Scorpios deal in black and white. Either you're with them or against them. So in order to win a Scorpio back you have to prove to them beyond a shadow of a doubt how absolutely contrite you are. The best way to get back a Scorpio man is to tell him how mere men pale in comparison to him. And if you really want to get their attention, you have to look them dead in the eye and say, "You have ruined me for other men." They will punish you for an appropriate amount of time. And if you are persistent and you show that you're worthy, the Scorpio will welcome you back. But he's still going to check your cell phone record. He's still going to wake you up at two o'clock in the morning just to make sure your story's straight. So if you really want to win back a Scorpio man, you have to show him how sorry you are for everything you've done. And the sex needs to start on Monday and finish on a Saturday afternoon. That's how you win back a Scorpio man. I'm the Star Goddess, and that's better living through astrology.