Funny Cow Gifts

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Funny Cow Gifts
Hundreds of cow-related gift options are available. (plüschkuh image by Esther Hildebrandt from

For the person who loves everything related to cows, a gift that also makes them laugh may be a great idea. After all, to err is human but to give is bovine. Search through the following gift ideas to find a gift that will make those who see the gift chuckle and also inspire the receiver to say 'moo-chas gracias.'


Phrases with the word 'cow' or a word that can replace a syllable with 'moo' are available in T-shirts, hats, ties, slippers or boxer shorts. They usually complement a funny illustration of cows. Phrases such as: "cash cow," "a mad cow," "holy cow," "moovelous," "I'm mootiful," and gag illustrations about needing more cowbell are plentiful.

Cows In the Kitchen

Cow toasters with black and white patches as well as coffee mugs in the same pattern or shaped as cows are sure to gain a few laughs. Cow decorations for the kitchen include curtains with pictures of cows to washrags, magnets and porcelain figures.

Mixers, dishes, silverware, sink stoppers and burner cowvers (covers) provide practical hilarity. For the serving of all things dairy, containers for butter, cream and cheese are shaped as a cow, have patterns and even include udders. For final touches, cow placemats and oven gloves that can double as puppets are sure to garner an amused guffaw.


Flying cows are available to hang from the ceiling, complete with wings. Equally as silly, a cow riding a tire swing is available in varying sizes to hang around a house. Vibrating cow pillows also double as stuffed animals. The young at heart might enjoy a cow toy that drops chocolate jelly beans from its tail-side. Bicycle seats that are decorated as a cow's face are intended to get cyclists 'mooving.' To round out the bizarre, cow wall clocks and cow poo paper are also chuckle worthy.

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