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The disturbingly funny craze of pet shaming

The Internet was obviously invented to showcase our pets and pass the time in work watching LOL cats. Trust us, people have done dissertations on this -- not very serious or successful people but actual real-life human beings. The latest craze taking over the outer-limits of your browser is a practice called "pet shaming." Dogs, cats and other small mammals do something that comes only natural to them, we hang a sign on them and upload it for the entire world to shame them. Sir Tim Berners-Lee can rest easy. Here they are, our favourite pet shaming stars of the Internet...

\#18

"I like to watch myself poop, so I spin around while I go. I step in it EVERY time."

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\#17

"I love to eat the crotch out of ladies jeans."

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\#16

"I ate all the string cheese."

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\#15

"I like peeing on EVERYTHING."

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\#14

"0 days since I ate the cat litter."

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\#13

"I stole a baby doll from a 6-year-old and ripped its head off."

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\#12

"I enjoy eating any food, panties, trash, or light bulbs that are left unattended for more than 3 minutes."

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\#11

"I hid meat in the couch."

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\#10

"I eat the kids' homework at least once a week."

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\#9

"I bit the groomer so now I am banned."

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\#8

"I poop in dark bedrooms..."

"And I eat the evidence."

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\#7

"I ate the ears of my plastic bunny toy."

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\#6

"I like to hump this cat."

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\#5

"I ate your wine vomit before you could clean it up. Then I tried to lick your face."

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\#4

"I suck at being a dog."

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\#3

"I bite people… because I think I’m ferocious. (I secretly eat baby cucumbers and minced celery… and jump at my own shadow.)"

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\#2

"I killed Dora the Explorer."

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\#1

...Let's face it: We're the real creeps. Now hang your head!

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Michael Keys has more than 10 years´ experience in online media and press journalism.