Gag Gifts for Bike Riders

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Gag Gifts for Bike Riders
Gag gifts for bike riders may involve jokingly comparing him to truly gifted professional cyclists. (cyclist in the park image by Vonora from

Like most outdoor adventurers, many bicycle riders take cycling very seriously. Whether he is a professional cyclist or simply a recreational enthusiast, friends and family may enjoy the opportunity to poke fun at the sport through a series of gag gifts. For safety and aesthetic reasons, never alter the rider's bicycle, even as part of a joke.

Bike Gadgets

Provide a bicycle rider with a host of gag accessories. A serious cyclist will laugh if you offer him a white wicker basket adorned with flowers to attach to the front of his handlebars, as well as such childish fare as a horn, a siren or handlebar tassels. Include a collection of baseball cards to stick in the spokes of the bicycle. Give him a collection of humorous bumper stickers to attach to the back of his seat, including one that reads "I Love My Harley Davidson."

Funny Clothing

Give the bike rider a variety of clothing featuring funny sayings relating to bikes. Offer T-shirts and hats with such phrases as "Chicks Dig My Ride" and "Four Wheels Are For Wimps." Instead of a water bottle or hydration pack, give the cyclist a beer helmet outfitted with cup holders and long straws -- remembering to replace the beer with bottles of water, of course. Give her a replica of the Tour de France's highly sought-after yellow jersey, the cycling jersey awarded to the leader at the end of each day of the gruelling, world-famous bicycle race.


Order a mock-up of an Olympic gold medal for cycling or the Tour de France trophy, a purple and gold bowl-shaped award. For a cyclist with a pet, order a similar trophy to serve as a food and water bowl. Present the cyclist with a riding kit filled with silly fare like yellow finish-line tape. Tease her about maintaining her physical appearance during exhausting excursions by including such items as a brush, comb, compact mirror, foundation powder, lipstick and travel-size hairspray.

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