Marriage is rewarding but it can also be incredibly difficult. For those times when your partner seems to be purposely pushing your buttons, or when it seems that the two of you are just not speaking the same language, you'll find that a good sense of humour can help you get through the rough patches. Keep a repertoire of funny but truthful tips for times when you think you just can't take it anymore. Many such sayings, with unknown authorship, are circulating around the Web.
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"Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be."
A man needs time to himself, so no matter how much you hate football, or how much you hate the fact that your house fills up with burping, mess-making guys during football games, simply smile and let it happen. It's probably one of the very few things you husband has hung onto from his days as a free man. If he begins to feel like he can no longer do any of the things he used to enjoy before marriage, he may begin to think that just maybe, he was better off being single. He'll take this out on you in small ways.
"Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!"
Women hint around, while men tend to be blunt and say what they really mean. So instead of dropping hints about what you'd like your husband to do or not do, just tell him in as straightforward a manner as possible. Otherwise, you'll end up feeling like he doesn't understand you, doesn't listen to you or just doesn't care, when in fact he probably has no idea you've been hinting at something.
"If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear."
Don't ask your husband if a particular dress makes your behind look too big, or any other question to which a truthful answer may make you run away crying. Husbands are not tactful creatures. They will either tell you the truth or keep their mouths shut, neither of which will make you happy.
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