Honeymoon gag gifts

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Honeymoon gag gifts
Gift the newlyweds with a humorous gift to get the honeymoon started. (rings just married image by gianna from Fotolia.com)

Gift the newlyweds in your life with a funny gag gift to get the honeymoon off to a comical start. Keep the couple in mind when choosing a gift. You'll want the gag to be funny, not offensive. Weddings are blissful, but they can be very stressful as well. Present your gift before the big day to remind the couple to relax, laugh and not take life too seriously.

For the Honeymoon/After the Honeymoon

Play a little joke on the new bride by constructing two boxes for her filled with what she'll need for the honeymoon, and what she'll likely need afterward. Wrap two shoe boxes in pretty paper. In the first place some sexy lingerie, scented candles, flavoured lube and high heels. Label this box "for the honeymoon." In the second box add items like yellow rubber gloves, sponges, hair rollers and slippers. Label this box "after the honeymoon." This humorous spoof on life before and after the honeymoon will surely get a chuckle from the new couple.

Instant Viginity

Give a silly gift of "instant virginity" to a bride to be with a good sense of humour. Purchase some fake blood from a novelty shop or online retailer. Replace the original label with a label that reads "Instant Virginity: fool him into thinking he married a virgin" with instructions to spill blood on the sheets after the marriage is consummated. This might be a little raunchy for some brides, so be sure to consider your recipient before gifting.

Rug Burn Prevention Kit

You can purchase a pre-made "rug burn prevention kit" from a novelty shop or online retailer, or make your own with a few simple supplies. This is a funny, tongue-in-cheek gift for newlyweds. Make your own by repurposing a child's plastic lunch box. Label it "rug burn prevention kit." Fill the lunch box with knee pads, knuckle protectors, antibacterial ointment and bandages. Throw in a funny book on sex positions to top it off. Present to the new couple for use on their honeymoon for a gift that will surely get a laugh.

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