Funny Argumentative Speech Topics

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Funny Argumentative Speech Topics
Amuse and inform your audience with a funny argumentative speech topic. (Ryan McVay/Photodisc/Getty Images)

A funny argumentative speech topic is one that relates to a contentious issue, and that you can deliver with a degree of humour. At the same time, such topics give you scope to make important points about society, in subtle, crafty or otherwise amusing ways. Funny argumentative speech topics are often used by presenters of satirical television programs, as they serve the purpose of engaging an audience while tickling their collective funny bones.

Common Language?

Irish playwright George Bernard Shaw is famous for saying that the Americans and the English are two peoples separated by a common language. Some words used in British English have very different meanings in American English, and vice versa. Parodied abroad, speakers of American-English have an ability to generate succinct phrases that encapsulate the essence of something. According to The Phrase Finder, these include "bad hair day," "catch 22" and "my bad." Linguistic differences can be the basis of a funny argumentative speech topic.

Are Sportspeople's Salaries Sporting?

Let's pay nurses millions of dollars per year and pay sportspeople what nurses currently earn. A funny, argumentative speech on salaries might begin with a contentious assertion like that. Sportspeople can earn fantastic amounts of cash for doing work that is arguably not as important to society as the work of teachers and health workers. According to "USA Today," in 2010, Chicago Bears defensive end Julius Peppers signed a six-year contract worth £59.5 million. Does Peppers really deserve to earn so much? Or should society divert funds into rewarding public-sector workers more?

Free Music?

Some people believe that music should be free. Napster was originally set up for the exchange of digital music without any payment to the songwriters or musicians. Is this fair? The courts decided otherwise and took action against Napster, but many other music-sharing sites exist where the notion of copyright is not respected. You could begin your speech by pointing out how funny and ironic it would be if a pirate site was hacked into and stolen by another pirate. Presumably, the original owner could not object without feeling hypocritical. The issue of music piracy is a good choice for a speech of this kind.

Other Ideas

Why don't we clone everyone, then we can all take holidays whenever we like? This could be the start of a funny, argumentative speech on cloning. Underlying the topic is the serious issue about whether human cloning is morally acceptable. Funny argumentative speeches are often more effective if they make people think, as well as laugh. You might make people think, laugh and cry with an argumentative speech about taxes. You could begin by pointing out that "The" and "IRS" together spells "THEIRS."

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